school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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