Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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