Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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