Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
