Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
how drunk are you?
Several
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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