wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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