You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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