K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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