conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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