ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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