Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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