i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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