Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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