I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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