i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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