I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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