You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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