You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I want to have your abortion
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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