The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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