Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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