I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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