member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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