When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize