But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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