if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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