can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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