what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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