the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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