I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
