Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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