So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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