i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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