I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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