Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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