Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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