you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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