No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The ass gains better be worth it
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