i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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