when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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