physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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