Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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