id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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