shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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