His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
tell me about the eggs
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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