You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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