so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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