everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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