We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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