is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I had to cum in my sink.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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