just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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