Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
