I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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