it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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