You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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