normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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